joke 3

After visiting Thailand for some shopping at the border town I and my foreign friend reenter Malaysia. On reaching Alor Star in Kedah we stop at a mamak restaurant for food. 

A. Apa mahu order tuan? Pasmor?

B. They need pasport to eat here?

C. No! Pasmor is the popular food here.

joke 2

Two freshmen just enrolled into a university were desperate to find a house to rent. 

A: Where are you going?

B: Looking at the house to let.

A: No! It is a toilet with the i missing.

joke 1

A local and his foreign friend went holidaying around Malaysia and tried local fruits.
A: This fruit tasted great. What do you call this?

B: Dokong.

A: Dotcom?